Great F1 clip

Friday, 30/05/2008 ≅18:18 ©cat

Smithers found a fantastic clip of the mealy-mouthed short guy from Top Gear spending a day working up from the ranks of Formula Renault's impressive array of championship cars all the way to F1. He hangs out with the Renault team and they put him in a series of progressively faster cars until ultimately he does two laps in an F1 (circa early 2k). All the assists are clearly running at at 100%, and he still manages to let it get away from him a couple of times. I never see him hit 4gear, but he's screaming like a little girl down all the straights nonetheless.

This is THE clip to show non-F1 people why F1 is such an amazing sport. It so clearly demonstrates just how amazingly advanced those machines are, while highlighting the superhuman effort it takes to squeeze the most out of the machinery. Simply brilliant.



incoming at the cubicle farm

Friday, 30/05/2008 ≅14:12 ©cat

How to have fun on a boring Friday afternoon at the office:

IM your buddy a few cubicles away. Ask them if they're busy. Immediately prepare your next message: "INCOMING!!!!". As soon as you get their reply, hit send. Then throw one of the dozens of foam balls you've picked up off of  schwag tables. If you time it JUST right, they'll read your message at the same instant their eyes register an object approaching them on a collision course. Hilarity ensues!

This is probably really funny if you work in a callcenter and you are very, very bored.



As gods to guppies

Wednesday, 28/05/2008 ≅21:40 ©cat

So we've kept a 20g tank full of guppies for about 4 years now. It has 7 types of plants, all doing well. As well as a population of guppies that we've been manipulating for about 3 years. We began this project with a handful of guppies and a few other fish, the idea that the other fish would enjoy the fry. Oh yes they did. Right up until they grew too big and got sick and had to be destroyed. But the guppies soldiered on, bolstered during the first couple of years by irregular introductions of especially pretty males from the same store that we bought the original stock from. Generally speaking, we chose to add yellow/red. Tails were average MFS [megafishstore] size, though generally very well saturated.

The first year there were quite a number of deformities. We did not cull any fish during this phase. I was also experimenting with live plants, and found that the same goodness that's been keeping my houseplants lush is great for plants you stick right into the water. The population quickly topped out near it's current max of about 3 dozen adults and at least twice that in fry and juveniles. I didn't cull any because I figured any lethal combinations would sort themselves out eventually. Once the anomolies bred themselves into extinction, there was a preponderance for blue bodies, light blue dorsals and red tails. In between these, were occaisonal "rainbows" and even rarer were yellow with red spots, we call "clowns". I began a pogrom against the blue body/orange tails. Clearly orange tails are either dominant or attached to some combination of morphology/behavior that makes a very successful male.  I'm still seeing lots of orange streaks on the tails of the current population. For most of the fal and through the winter, there really weren't a lot of fry surviving. The population was very slowly dwindling. The water wasn't a problem, it was the tank setup. There weren't any places for them to hide, and they were getting eaten. The few that made it past mealsize did really well. So I invested in better plants and the population is back to where it was a year ago.

For the last couple of months, I've been examining the population without culling at all. The problem was that I liked all the little fellas. We had lots of rainbows and not a few clows, and no explicitly blue bodied/orange tailed males at all. At the same time, I lazily let an algal infestation get a little out of control. But in my quest to reduce nitrates and phosphates, I've decided to change my culling criteria. For nearly three years, I've been selecting against certain traits. I had to find a way to favor specific traits.

The first problem was deciding what traits to work on. I thought about body color or shapes of spots. But thats anathema to my chaotic sensibilities; the whole reason for this project is to watch the slow kaleidoscope of nature in all it's varied and random and unpredictable glory. I had to choose a specific trait that I could quickly and easily make a go/nogo decision.  I eventually decided to work out the tails. I like all the bodies, and that was the most important trait. Now I'm going to get rid of translucent and or orange or striped black tails. I've got some guys with just gorgeous metallic blues and greens with traces of red and yellow. And the clowns tails are yellow and red streaked, but they are also translucent.

Once I established my new criteria, I also changed my culling method. I have a lot more plants than I did the last time I was trying to chase down fish. And the plants were smaller. My new method is to use the smallest net I can find and just hold it about 2 inches under the water at a shallow angle. The fish crowd around for a meal and often swim into my net of their own accord. If a male that meets my culling criteria swims where I can scoop him up, he's out of the gene pool. So I've removed 12 males and 2 sick females in the last month. It'll be interesting to see what they look like after a couple of generations of this.

I use a Penguin 200 which is theoretically able to filter 100% of the volume every six minutes. I don't think mine is that efficient, but it does keep the water clean. My substrate is just 1cm gravel, about 3-4cm deep.  It's tragically underlit by one 18w 24" "plant spectrum" light, which the plants definitely like to grow towards.



Iris – Annie

Wednesday, 21/05/2008 ≅19:21 ©cat

I heard the original mix once on ebm radio and I've been looking for it ever since to see if it holds up to a second listening. I have one Iris' earlier albums, and it never made it onto my mp3 server. It's just a little too... soft. It's listenable, but it's the kind of music I used to keep around just for when da hunnies wuz chillin' in da crib ya know? Now that I'm married it just doesn't get listened to. But then I heard this track, and I was WOWED! The way he delivers the line, "Annie, would I lie to you" is the single most infectious line I've heard since Otep's "And you will know me by the scars I bear!".

This remix of "Annie" is extremely listenable, though best suited for a mix or the dancefloor. It's a little long for sitting through, and while it holds a great rythym and I love the way the keyboard sounds almost like a calliope... but the title line gets buried. When I heard the original on the radio, the lyrics weren't buried so deep and he's got such a great voice. Still, it gets the brainycat stamp of approval. Enjoy. If you know if there's a video, let me know!

Annie, Would I Lie to You (Y1.999 Extension) - Iris



Lamb of God vs. Carnivale

Monday, 19/05/2008 ≅20:05 ©cat

What an awesome video. Before I saw this the first time, I had no interest in Carnivale - "oh look, it's more angsty mumbojumbo yadayada." Then I watched the first couple of DVDs, and while I'm not hooked like I am on BSG or Dexter, I certainly do like the series. It is a lot of spiritual mumbojumbo, but at least the rules stay consistent.



Stay tuned for some big changes around here…

Sunday, 18/05/2008 ≅22:00 ©cat

Big things happening over on the dev site. I started the day with a total of 30 checkins to svn, and I ended the day with 114. I've got the sidebar setup, most of the bookmarking done and the 90% of the stylesheet done.

I still need to make sure the bookmarks are integrated, and that's probably going to require digging into the trunk to be able to run url_encode(the_permalink)). I may be able to skate if some kind soul has posted some docs. I need to update all the drilldown pages to reflect the new classes I installed in the style.  I'm going to let the header slide until the next release, because CSS positioning and I don't get along very well. The footer will be done in this release.

I really need to generate some scripts that will sync every table except options from the live site to the dev site.

And I need to remember to remove the static configuration file from svn before I update the live site.

I'd like to say I'm a lot more comfortable with svn now... but not really. I needed to undo some changes I'd checked in, and I had a lot of trouble trying to revert. I'll read up on that tomorrow. All in all, I only had to dig out the books once.



How To Embed YouTube videos in WordPress 2.5.1

Saturday, 17/05/2008 ≅22:03 ©cat

jdh358 posted a nearly 4 minute long video explaining how to get the cut and paste code from youtube to work for you. I had enough difficulty getting this job done that I had to consult the oracle. So I'll save you four minutes of your life listening to a poorly miked presentation and cut right to the chase:

  1. Find a video that you want to post on your blog at youtube
  2. Select the generated <object> tag
  3. Login to wordpress and select "Profile"
  4. Deselect the Visual Editor option, select "Update Profile"
  5. Goto the Write page
  6. Write and publish your post as normal, pasting the <object> tag as appropriate
  7. Enjoy the oohs and aaaahs of millions of adoring fans

It's very important that the WYSIWYG editor never sees the <object> tag. It doesn't parse it properly, so the brackets that are supposed to denote a tag get translated into it's numeric entity. This means that your lovingly crafted tag is treated as literal text by WordPress.



It’s like an appetizer tray full of great metal

Saturday, 17/05/2008 ≅21:15 ©cat

Not necessarily the bands I would choose, and it would be nice to actual video... but it's a great little romp through some great metal songs. Though personally, I believe the acoustic piano is anathema to metal. The piano is an instrument of delicateness. Yes, that can be strong and pretty. I just don't want it in the metal in put in my ears.

I can't say I don't think any of these bands doesn't deserve a shot at the top ten:

  • Nightwish
  • Rhapsody
  • Gamma Ray
  • Kamelot
  • Edguy
  • Avantasia
  • Celesty
  • Heavenly
  • Sonata Arctica
  • Hammerfall
  • Zonata
  • Fairyland
  • Firewind
  • Altaria
  • Blind Guardian
  • Helloween




Nightmare scenario #491: Alien cooption

Saturday, 17/05/2008 ≅19:32 ©cat

Modern humans are contacted by an alien culture that is profoundly more technologically advanced than ours. They can move matter solid in our experienced dimensions faster than light at will. They have an infinite power source and the ability to manufacture infinite amounts of materials in our three dimensions as easily as we'd bake a cake. Gravity? Yeah, they're the experts. In short, basically as gods to us.

And they get all googly eyed at some fringe religious cult, proclaiming them as the purveyors of the way we can attain the same level of expertise as they've attained.

And I'd have to admit that I've spent a long time and a lot of mental energy nursing the completely wrong idea. Before I did that though, I'd sell myself on the idea that they were actually some kids out who were out joyriding and decided to rile things up in the monkey cage. Because, you know, if I had access to that kind of technology I'd do the same thing at least once.



Youtube woes

Friday, 16/05/2008 ≅18:38 ©cat

I'm a youtube junkie. I spend hours watching all the music videos I never see* anywhere else, as well as the videos I grew up on. But the site really pisses me off. Maybe it's because I use Firefox, maybe it's the NoScript plugin, maybe it's my firewall, maybe it's the way I've set up my network despite my provider's inane bullshit** but after watching a few videos my browser doesn't see the HTTP headers. I click on a link, and I get a page of raw HTML. No video. No workaround. Has anyone else had this problem? Plz let me know if you've found out the cause and/or solution. It's really starting to piss me off!

jAnother youtube annoyance:

I setup automagic posting. But I can only set the title and add a comment. It would be nice if I could add tags and categories. Must need research if this is an RPC limitation, or if youtube is just being braindead.

*MTV is so NOT in the "FAVORITES" menu on my DVR. VH1 is, but they don't play videos hardly ever. I like their 80's and metal shows, but they just play the same handful over and over. To find good videos that the rest of the world likes, you have to go online.

**No names, but my provider sounds like "bombast" and you've heard of them. They've been in the news lately for the way they handle filesharing protocols.