• 1. Have you ever had angry sex?

Yes, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I hoped. I think I liked leaving her hot'n bothered with nobody to play with the most.

• 2. Pity sex?

Only when I was pitying myself. Or she threw herself at me so hard I couldn't possibly say no. I'm not sure if that counts as "pity" or "desperation", but I believe past a certain point there isn't enough difference to really matter.

• 3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex?

Oh yeah. It's never been that good with other people though. It always seemed to happen after partying all night, when the body doesn't function as well as the mind would like. The several times a week I do it with myself works out much better ;)

• 4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex?

Yeah, from both perspectives. Every time I knew I wasn't going to see her again, the woman was always asking me "What's wrong?". I, however, was never as observant and had no idea what was about to happen.

• 5. Don't-remember-having-it sex?

I don't know, I can't remember ;)

• 6. Regret-it-afterward sex?

I've regretted sex right after the fact: "I just spent how much time and energy seducing you and [you're not any good at sex] [we don't fit together well] [you have personal hygiene issues]?!?!?" I've also regretted sex later... "Stop stalking me! We had sex, that was all! I'm not the answer to all the problems in your life! GO AWAY!"

• 7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex?

Does it still count if I can't remember 20 years later? I'm pretty sure I remembered everyone's name at the time, to the best of my recollection (see #5).

• 8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?

Not that I know of. I just sort of always had this weird thing about at least knowing that much, if nothing else. However, during my single years I often traveled in circles where self proclaimed monikers were all the rage, so I certainly didn't know everyone's -birth certificate- name, but I always at least knew what they went by.

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?

Losing my virginity was a beautiful disaster, for all the usual reasons. Fumbling around, trying to figure out what's what and what goes where, finally finding the right spot just long enough to... AAAaaahahhhhh OMG! That's great!

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