Everything you need to know about science in the news

Sunday, 31/05/2009 ≅16:21 ©cat

The Science News Cycle

This is courtesy of the always entertaining and enlightening Mental Indigestion blog. It seems like everytime I see something interesting in mainstream media, the reality of the alleged research isn't as definitive as they would have you believe. But the reality of the reseach is also vastly more interesting, nuanced and ultimately enlightening. No wonder it doesn't make it into the pablum they spew into our tvs and all over our internets.



Finally, a reason to adopt twitter

Thursday, 21/05/2009 ≅11:24 ©cat

The Boston police department has informed it's citizenry that it will warn them of the zombiepocalypse. I only hope that Seattle's PD is as forward thinking as well. Of course, with all the hippies around here, it'll be a handful of gun owners and the cops vs. the unarmed zombies.



It’s time for some new industrial, EBM, and even neue disco

Wednesday, 20/05/2009 ≅22:36 ©cat

About every 3 months or so I buy a pile of CDs (mostly used) and then that's what lives on my blackberry (in addition to the slowly rotating crop of oldies but goodies). What was life like before cheap, small sdcards? I don't remember too well, but I'm sure it sucked ass.

Oh now I remember. My first MP3 player was the "Rio", I splurged and spent the extra bucks for a whopping 256MB of RAM. It had a unique cable, meaning that I had to keep track of yet another damn cable and drag it between home and work everyday. Why did I need the cable all the time? Because it had a builtin battery that required constant charging. At the time, it was state of the art. I think it's collecting dust in a box of old gadgets in a closet right now. I don't know where the cable is.

The Blackberry 9000 Bold certainly has it's faults as a media player (namely the crappy battery life and primitive equalizer) but considering I get a wireless phone, all my email, contacts/calendar/tasks/memos, a web browser, a video player, a digital book reader, a digital photoalbum, a camera, a audio/video recorder, checkbook, a password keeper, a graphing calculator and a flashcard style learning aid attached to it, I think it's a fair tradeoff.

Anyways, in the interest of full disclosure here are the CDs I just bought this week, in no real order other than grouped by artist:



Is it time to give up on Formula 1?

Monday, 18/05/2009 ≅10:28 ©cat

Formula 1 bills itself as the pinnacle of motorsport. At various times during it's modern life it has featured the most advanced technology, the best drivers, the highest prizes, the largest exposure, the most hallowed venues, the best racing, the best teamwork and the best engineering. But how many of these crowns can F1 claim today?

The world is facing an economic crisis. F1 is not immune to it's effects, and we see fewer sponsors on the cars and some more longtime sponsors will be withdrawing after their contracts expire this year, leaving some teams (especially Renault) in a very real lurch. The fact is, racing costs money, and racing at the very tip of the pointed end of the stick costs the most money. The sport cannot deny that changes must be made to support "the circus". The owners of the brand, Bernie Ecclestone and his compatriot at the FIA Max Mosely, have a vision of a show where a minimal (in relative terms) investment gets you a couple of spots on the grid, hoping the mix'n'match approach creates interest in the fans.

The teams want to spend as much money as possible, shaving every hundredth of a second off the laps in their pursuit of victory and glory. The drivers want to make the same multimillion dollar salaries that drivers have enjoyed for the last several years. The manufacturers teams want to employ vast armies of engineers and technicians to crank out parts machined to the specifications of each track. When their cars are winning, they are in front of the cameras, making the investment payoff for the sponsors.

Ultimately, any sport is doomed if it can't appeal to the fans. Max and Bernie seem to be taking a cue from the United States and the popularity of Nascar, and trying to turn F1 into an open wheeled, twisty track schizoid bastard child of Nascar and A1. They say that the racing is too technical, that too much of the final results are the result of "invisible" technology the fans never see. I'm sorry Bernie, but would could possibly be more visceral than the tones of two unique engines screaming life while the two cars, each representing a different set of engineering comprimises, twist over and under each other fighting for the apex of the final corner before the straight? I am going to agree in principle, that too much of what the teams are doing is kept secret. But there are ways to make the details real to the users. Explain the differences in aerodynamic comprimises with graphic overlays showing the airflow over the straights. Use the telepens and slow motion replay to show the different suspension setups as the cars brake and dart around the corners. Spend time with the pit crew before and after the race, letting working class folk like myself learn about what life is like for the working stiffs in the paddock.

The technology isn't invisible, the producers of the TV show don't want to jeapordize their precious profit margin to make them visible. They don't want to pay for broadcasters who can make it real, and graphic overlays to explain what's happening. What good is having a favorite team if they all drive the same car? F1 fans want to root for the esprit d' corps that matches their own values, the cars that make the same comprises they'd make, and the drivers that remind them of the best of themselves.

Limiting the budgets would irrevocably dilute the brand. The sponsors who put their sticker on an F1 car are paying to have their name associated with the pinnacle of technology. By limiting the amount of development the teams can do the sport will become a parody of itself and the laughingstock of the racing community. Neither are conducive to good brand building. If a team can't drive the technology forward, they shouldn't be racing at the top of the heap. If this limits a certain number of teams, so be it. Let the remaining teams race more cars - which will create the added benefit of reducing the cost per car.

The technology used in F1 needs to be relevant to what the manufacturers can export to their consumer brands. Additionally, technologies focused on fuel efficiency need to be allowed. This means turbos and/or superchargers, electronic fuel injection and timing, traction control and emissions control. While some of these technologies will certainly speed the cars (as if there's something wrong with that), requiring filters on the exhaust will take a lot of the speed back. While it's probably a good idea that the Electronic Control Unit is homologated, the teams need to be able to develop their own software for it. What do all these 'driver aids' mean? It means that at the pinnacle of the sport, being a racing driver means a lot more than pointing the wheels and stomping the pedals. At the pinnacle of the sport, a driver is required to track more information and make more adjustments while handling extreme physical stresses.

Creating a two-tier system would dilute the competition. Would we need to put asterisks next to all the results in the record books? *DriverA won the championship, with bigger engines and more revs. That's not a path that's done any sport well, especially motorsport. The two-tier system would be even more complicated to the "vast, illiterate, uncaring" masses of fans to which Ecclestone keeps referring. If the drivers are supposed to be the most important, why does he keep looking for technical solutions?

If Ecclestone and company get their way, F1 won't be worth watching, for me at least. I will probably start watching FIM and touring cars instead. I hope F1 works itself out; the other races don't have the ancillary magazines, tv coverage, etc that allows those of us in .us to keep up with what's happening in leagues that turn both directions.



Curious As A Cat #167

Tuesday, 05/05/2009 ≅15:47 ©cat

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...and a day late. Oh well. The new position at work actually entails doing some work now and then, unfortunately.

  • 1) What is the latest song or band/singer that you have discovered to be perfect for your life right now?

    I can't say I recently discovered them, but I recently bought Walking With Strangers by The Birthday Massacre, and it really fits my mood for the last few months. Bittersweet and melancholy, with catchy riffs and eighties inspired textured sound, it's really speaking to my feelings of malaise and overall disorientation.

  • 2) When do you find yourself the most politically incorrect?

    Generally, when I'm awake and running my mouth off ;) I'm not especially concerned with being "politically correct"; I'm such an outspoken fan of progressive policies that I feel secure in my godless commie credentials. At work I keep to myself, but out'n'about I'm not afraid to call out stupid people. The sad thing is, I kinda enjoy showing people how stupid they are.

  • 3) What book would you rather had never seen the light of day?

    Oh, this is a tossup between the bible and the koran. Hard to say which has inspired more intolerance, ignorance, violence and stupidity. Probably the bible, as it's been around in various incarnations for longer.

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  • 4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

    "Put your hands in the Air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!"



TMI Tuesday #185

Tuesday, 05/05/2009 ≅10:46 ©cat

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This week's questions come from Autumn, and she did a great job.

  • 1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?

    It's been a long time since I've bought a membership to a porn site. I guess the last subscription for porn I bought was fyre tv, but I was really disappointed with the content. It's full of the generic, forgettable porn that I don't rent from the local stores. I got in on it during the testing phase, but watched it for about 10 minutes in the last 5 months. It's a FANTASTIC platform and business idea, but the content they offer is so lame that it's just not worth punching in my 5 digit PIN to login.

  • 2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?

    I'm totally torn between watching and reading. There's a time and a place for both. Sometimes I want the visual stimulation without having to think about it, or I just want something playing in the background while I pay attention to other things. Porn is great background tv; the plot is always the same so you can drift in and out as necessary. Sometimes I want the psychological turn on or detail, the intimacy the author provides by getting inside the heads of the characters. It really depends on my moood and whaTMI t I'm trying to get out of the experience.

  • 3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?

    My wife and I aren't relating very well lately. I feel like she doesn't do anything to get into the mood, and that's a real point of contention for me. I gave up my best friend of many, many years for her and I'm not getting any recognition or reward from her, and I'm angry about it.

  • 4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?

    I like blogging about it every Tuesday ;) Seriously though, I can talk about sex in the abstract, third person sort of way with anyone. I feel free sharing most details of my sexuality with people I know whom I don't work with. I've never slept with a coworker ever because I like to keep my personal and my professional life seperate. Only my wife knows most perverted desires and fantasies. I know others have them too, I've seen them in porn and erotica, but I'm not willing to fess up to them in front of the world just yet.

  • 5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)?

    Today, I've mostly been searching for information about excel. I've gotten myself assigned to a project wherein I need to build a spreadsheet to track ongoing datapoints. This would be SO EASY with LAMP, but unfortunately that's not an option for me. So I'm googling around trying to figure out how to make it act like a proper database.



Four for Friday

Friday, 01/05/2009 ≅12:07 ©cat
  • Q1 Democracy: According to a friend of mine, the Pope is on record as saying democracy cannot survive without religion "A democracy without values can easily turn into an open or hidden totalitarianism as history teaches us." My friend read between the lines, replacing "values" with "religion." Do you think democracy can survive without organized religion?

I think democracy can survive despite religion. Religious sects of all flavors do not own any monopoly on morality; and the Pope's own church provides numerous examples of this. Secondly, democracy is only more "moral" in the context of modern western values. Democracy is a new form of social organization and for many cultures that haven't adopted industrial production, it doesn't make any sense. Thirdly, organized religion is the least democratic institution in the western world. Where else is the word from some invisible master accepted without question as the absolute rule of law? And why do religious people want to limit the rights of other people they live with?

  • Q2 Replay: Sixteen years ago on Thanksgiving Day, Phillipsburg High School and Easton Area High School left the football field without a clear winner: a 7-7 tie. That is about to change. The participants, now grown men in their early 30s, will head back onto the field this weekend to settle the score. Are there moments from high school you would like to replay?

I'd like to do most of highschool over again. You know the old adage that goes "If I knew then what I know now..."? Yeah. I'd get better grades and earn a scholarship. I'd approach girls a lot more. I wouldn't party so hard so often. I wouldn't let my home situation get me down so much. I'd make more friends and worry less about what other people think of me. Basically, act like a grownup instead of a teenager ;)

  • Q3 Lawsuits: Three-quarters of all small business owners in the U.S. say they are concerned they might be the targets of a frivolous or unfair lawsuit. Of those who are most concerned, six in ten say the fear of lawsuits makes them feel more constrained in making business decisions, and 54 percent say lawsuits or the threat of lawsuits forced them to make decisions they otherwise would not have made. If you could have sued any one person from your past, who would you sue, and for what?

I don't want to sue anyone. I want to kick their ass and hand out knowledge bumps to those who need it without fear of being incarcerated or sued.

  • Q4 Licensing: On this day in 1901, the State of New York became the first U.S. state to require automobile license plates. If you could require a person to obtain a license before doing something that currently does not require licensure, what would it be?

Why does the state get involved with fishing, hunting, using federal (and several state) parks but yet any pair of male and female idiots can get it on and make a baby? WTF?!?!?! This has never made any sense to me.