Review: Aces Abroad

Monday, 16/08/2010 ≅18:23 ©cat

Aces Abroad (Wild Cards, #4)Aces Abroad by George R.R. Martin
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

The fourth installment of the Wild Cards series, and another great book. The premise of this book is the WHO sponsors a fact-finding jaunt around the globe to examine the status and needs of victims of the Wild Card virus around the world. Naturally, the people selected for the trip are all our favorite characters from the first three books. This is an excellent vehicle for each character to have a ministory within a sparse metaplot.

The book plays out as each character has a crisis of some sort somewhere on the trip - which, in true pulpy fashion, is neatly tied up just in time for the junket to get back on board their plane and head to their next destination. There is a bit of a metaplot, and there are some clearly loose ends that will undoubtedly show up in later books, but perhaps moreso than in the previous three volumes, each story works as a standalone.

Also, this is the first volume that feels very dated. The series was published in 1988, and it really shows. Maybe it's my own nostalgia, but it definitely captures the grim feeling and political dystopia of the eighties. Perhaps this is because so much has changed in the last thirty years in some of the places they visit that the differences are more vivid.

Also, I noticed for the first time in this book that none of the characters' powers affect technology at all. Computers are mentioned a few times, but only to indicate wealth and status. Again, that's probably something that only stands out to an old nerd like me.

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Does the left have a viable response to Fox News?

Tuesday, 11/08/2009 ≅12:03 ©cat

Being exposed to numerous sources of leftist memes, I find myself exposed to an inordinate number or links to a seeming never ending stream of asshatery from Fox News. The leftists decry the blatant bias and utterly ridiculous shenagigans that pass for journalism, get all self rightous about how The Media is shaping the debate to the right, and go then go on about our business until the next clip arrives.

Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we give this much attention to them? Why does every rational voter in the US know what a "birther" is? What if "death panels" meant Taliban-esque tribunals resulting in some poor schmuck getting decapitated? What if saying "...I read in the bible..." was as uncouth as farting during Larry King Live?

As long as eyeballs keep paying attention to the assinine antics of the left and their propoganda machine, they'll keep spewing out their sexist, racist, homophobic garbage. Each of us, in our daily lives, needs to treat people that far off of center with the same derision for any other willfully crazy person. There is no rational debate to engage them with; the facts have been published, the rest of the world has moved on. Anyone still stuck with their delusions needs to be treated as delusional. Ginger@large said everything that needs to be said about that.

I want to ask how do we move past the reactionary sense of futility and dismay, and make OUR voice the new center. We know our policies have a better cost benefit ratio for all but the richest. Where do we make that argument? How do we take our ideas out of the coffeeshops, and farmer's markets, nightclubs and daycares and put them on tv and in the papers? The right has done a fantastic job of convincing working class people that what's good for the bourgoise is good for us. They enlisted god, patriotism and stoked up the fear of the Other.

Even as an atheist, I see the value of supporting moderate and progressive churches. Not all theists are anti-choice homophobes. We must encourage them to enter the debate, even (gasp) relying on them to provide a counterbalance to the radicals. People need to know they can get their feelgood pie-in-the-sky fix without resorting to apocalyptic visions of an imminent rapture being brought on by encroaching numbers of unbelieving infidels single mindedly trying to destroy their world.

We need to call out the "moderate" media when they don't present the leftist viewpoint. To hell with Fox, but even CNN needs to hear a united voice from the public that we are sick of having the discussion being dominated by personalities that do not reflect the real world. Public tv is a battleground we MUST take the fight to, as well. Is a boycott a good tactic? The problem is, most of ARE boycotting those media, and that's why they've been able to shift rightward. The only people left watching are the people without the means to educate themselves via other mediums.

We need to stop the incursion into our schools by the reactionary right. We need to demand that our children have access to accurate, modern information about the world around us. They need accurate, unbiased information about history, science, mathmematics and especially their bodies and minds. It's hard enough growing up and dealing with puberty without the weight of politically motivated, religious guilt and misinformation.

Most importantly, we need to stand up and call out inanity when we see it. They'll say, "Everyone knows that" when you challenge their beliefs with established facts. Press them. Probe them until you make them admit their real intentions: to maintain a world of inequality and indifference to human suffering. Back them into intellectual corners from which they can only babble incoherent, disjointed "talking points" they picked up from Fox, then point them out for the unsustainable conjecture they are.

We can take back the national dialog. One asshat at a time.



Rain in Seattle

Monday, 10/08/2009 ≅22:34 ©cat

It rained for the first time in weeks tonight. Not a hard rain, this is nothing like the thunderstorms I grew up with in the midwest. A steady, gentle light rain that gradually got the ground wet. Just enough to raise the accumulated oil and rubber up off the pavement and make the streets good and slippery.

Seattle in the sunshine is like an overexposed snapshot. Or a crusty, dried flower dangling from a brown stalk. It's a parched shadow of itself; the colors are off by a few hues and the tone is wrong. It doesn't feel like my hometown. It feels like overcooked vegetables taste; wane and soft, lacking any real substance.

For me, the penultimate image of Seattle is at night. Drops shimmering like so many falling stars in the cone of light cast from a lonely streetlamp, the illumination barely catching a few leaves from the nearby trees. Wires drooping from the pole, arcing in every direction towards the houses. The rumble and splash of the occaisonal car passing by a couple of blocks away. The roiling, reddish grey cast to the grey blanket hanging so closely overhead you feel like it's just out of reach.

Rain in Seattle. Comforting, nourishing, cleansing. For a few moments, I can feel the drops gently landing on my face and feel like all is right in my world.



Twitter Survey: Science, not cash!

Monday, 10/08/2009 ≅11:58 ©cat

Someone, supposedly working on a master's thesis at Columbia University, is running a survey about your twitter use. Send your answers to: twitterSurvey09@gmail.com.

  1. Do you use twitter?
  2. What do you use it to do?
  3. What types of twitter feeds do you choose to follow?
  4. Have you made new friends via twitter?
  5. What worries you about the service?
  6. Do you find that you communicate differently?
  7. Do you find that you communicate with different people via twitter than you do compared to other forms of communication (telephone, email, etc.)?
  8. Do you feel that twitter has had a positive influence on your ability to communicate?

My answers:

  1. Yes, I use twitter, unfortunately. Thank you for reminding me to go kick the ass of the motherfucker who got me hooked on it in the first place.
  2. I use twitter to not get a damn thing done. It's an insidious little app; it's not that it sucks chunks of time, but it makes it impossible to concentrate on anything else for more than a few minutes.
  3. I follow leftist, atheist, LGBT, local, industrial/goth, sex positive and not-produced-in-america world news. And some really cool people I've met via the preceeding.
  4. I have made new twitter friends (should that be "twiends"?). Is anyone you meet online really a friend in the same sense someone you spend time with in r/l? I've met people I respect and find interesting, to the extent that I've interacted with them. I don't know if any of them would ever help me hide a cadaver though.
  5. I'm worried that I'm losing my ability to write cogent thoughts with more than 140 consecutive characters. And that I'm losing a lot of productivity, because twitter is only slightly less addictive than videopoker that pays out in crack. Also, none of the porn spammers have taken me up on my offer to follow them if they send me a pic with "Owned by BrainyCat" written across a fully grown woman's breasts.
  6. I have reaffirmed my belief that brevity is, in fact, the mother of eloquence.
  7. I probably communicate with more people, and probably more often, but with less depth and substance than I do via email or IM. I haven't used the telephone to talk to non-work related people in forever, it's just not my style.
  8. The whole problem with twitter is that it makes it so easy to communicate, I can't get a godam thing done anymore!


It’s time for some new industrial, EBM, and even neue disco

Wednesday, 20/05/2009 ≅22:36 ©cat

About every 3 months or so I buy a pile of CDs (mostly used) and then that's what lives on my blackberry (in addition to the slowly rotating crop of oldies but goodies). What was life like before cheap, small sdcards? I don't remember too well, but I'm sure it sucked ass.

Oh now I remember. My first MP3 player was the "Rio", I splurged and spent the extra bucks for a whopping 256MB of RAM. It had a unique cable, meaning that I had to keep track of yet another damn cable and drag it between home and work everyday. Why did I need the cable all the time? Because it had a builtin battery that required constant charging. At the time, it was state of the art. I think it's collecting dust in a box of old gadgets in a closet right now. I don't know where the cable is.

The Blackberry 9000 Bold certainly has it's faults as a media player (namely the crappy battery life and primitive equalizer) but considering I get a wireless phone, all my email, contacts/calendar/tasks/memos, a web browser, a video player, a digital book reader, a digital photoalbum, a camera, a audio/video recorder, checkbook, a password keeper, a graphing calculator and a flashcard style learning aid attached to it, I think it's a fair tradeoff.

Anyways, in the interest of full disclosure here are the CDs I just bought this week, in no real order other than grouped by artist:



Curious As A Cat #167

Tuesday, 05/05/2009 ≅15:47 ©cat

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...and a day late. Oh well. The new position at work actually entails doing some work now and then, unfortunately.

  • 1) What is the latest song or band/singer that you have discovered to be perfect for your life right now?

    I can't say I recently discovered them, but I recently bought Walking With Strangers by The Birthday Massacre, and it really fits my mood for the last few months. Bittersweet and melancholy, with catchy riffs and eighties inspired textured sound, it's really speaking to my feelings of malaise and overall disorientation.

  • 2) When do you find yourself the most politically incorrect?

    Generally, when I'm awake and running my mouth off ;) I'm not especially concerned with being "politically correct"; I'm such an outspoken fan of progressive policies that I feel secure in my godless commie credentials. At work I keep to myself, but out'n'about I'm not afraid to call out stupid people. The sad thing is, I kinda enjoy showing people how stupid they are.

  • 3) What book would you rather had never seen the light of day?

    Oh, this is a tossup between the bible and the koran. Hard to say which has inspired more intolerance, ignorance, violence and stupidity. Probably the bible, as it's been around in various incarnations for longer.

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  • 4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

    "Put your hands in the Air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!"



TMI Tuesday #185

Tuesday, 05/05/2009 ≅10:46 ©cat

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This week's questions come from Autumn, and she did a great job.

  • 1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?

    It's been a long time since I've bought a membership to a porn site. I guess the last subscription for porn I bought was fyre tv, but I was really disappointed with the content. It's full of the generic, forgettable porn that I don't rent from the local stores. I got in on it during the testing phase, but watched it for about 10 minutes in the last 5 months. It's a FANTASTIC platform and business idea, but the content they offer is so lame that it's just not worth punching in my 5 digit PIN to login.

  • 2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?

    I'm totally torn between watching and reading. There's a time and a place for both. Sometimes I want the visual stimulation without having to think about it, or I just want something playing in the background while I pay attention to other things. Porn is great background tv; the plot is always the same so you can drift in and out as necessary. Sometimes I want the psychological turn on or detail, the intimacy the author provides by getting inside the heads of the characters. It really depends on my moood and whaTMI t I'm trying to get out of the experience.

  • 3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?

    My wife and I aren't relating very well lately. I feel like she doesn't do anything to get into the mood, and that's a real point of contention for me. I gave up my best friend of many, many years for her and I'm not getting any recognition or reward from her, and I'm angry about it.

  • 4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?

    I like blogging about it every Tuesday ;) Seriously though, I can talk about sex in the abstract, third person sort of way with anyone. I feel free sharing most details of my sexuality with people I know whom I don't work with. I've never slept with a coworker ever because I like to keep my personal and my professional life seperate. Only my wife knows most perverted desires and fantasies. I know others have them too, I've seen them in porn and erotica, but I'm not willing to fess up to them in front of the world just yet.

  • 5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)?

    Today, I've mostly been searching for information about excel. I've gotten myself assigned to a project wherein I need to build a spreadsheet to track ongoing datapoints. This would be SO EASY with LAMP, but unfortunately that's not an option for me. So I'm googling around trying to figure out how to make it act like a proper database.



Four for Friday

Friday, 01/05/2009 ≅12:07 ©cat
  • Q1 Democracy: According to a friend of mine, the Pope is on record as saying democracy cannot survive without religion "A democracy without values can easily turn into an open or hidden totalitarianism as history teaches us." My friend read between the lines, replacing "values" with "religion." Do you think democracy can survive without organized religion?

I think democracy can survive despite religion. Religious sects of all flavors do not own any monopoly on morality; and the Pope's own church provides numerous examples of this. Secondly, democracy is only more "moral" in the context of modern western values. Democracy is a new form of social organization and for many cultures that haven't adopted industrial production, it doesn't make any sense. Thirdly, organized religion is the least democratic institution in the western world. Where else is the word from some invisible master accepted without question as the absolute rule of law? And why do religious people want to limit the rights of other people they live with?

  • Q2 Replay: Sixteen years ago on Thanksgiving Day, Phillipsburg High School and Easton Area High School left the football field without a clear winner: a 7-7 tie. That is about to change. The participants, now grown men in their early 30s, will head back onto the field this weekend to settle the score. Are there moments from high school you would like to replay?

I'd like to do most of highschool over again. You know the old adage that goes "If I knew then what I know now..."? Yeah. I'd get better grades and earn a scholarship. I'd approach girls a lot more. I wouldn't party so hard so often. I wouldn't let my home situation get me down so much. I'd make more friends and worry less about what other people think of me. Basically, act like a grownup instead of a teenager ;)

  • Q3 Lawsuits: Three-quarters of all small business owners in the U.S. say they are concerned they might be the targets of a frivolous or unfair lawsuit. Of those who are most concerned, six in ten say the fear of lawsuits makes them feel more constrained in making business decisions, and 54 percent say lawsuits or the threat of lawsuits forced them to make decisions they otherwise would not have made. If you could have sued any one person from your past, who would you sue, and for what?

I don't want to sue anyone. I want to kick their ass and hand out knowledge bumps to those who need it without fear of being incarcerated or sued.

  • Q4 Licensing: On this day in 1901, the State of New York became the first U.S. state to require automobile license plates. If you could require a person to obtain a license before doing something that currently does not require licensure, what would it be?

Why does the state get involved with fishing, hunting, using federal (and several state) parks but yet any pair of male and female idiots can get it on and make a baby? WTF?!?!?! This has never made any sense to me.



Conjuctivitis suxorz

Wednesday, 29/04/2009 ≅14:57 ©cat

Somehow, I aquired a nonspecific topical bacterial infection on my right eye. I'm glad it's not viral pinkeye, but it's no joyride either. Yesterday, it began burning - not itching like allergies - and a thin film of mucous kept building up that I wiped off with a qtip so I could see. I figured I probably got a cat hair in it while I was snuggling my kitty and scratched my cornea or something. So I slept on it, but in the morning my eye was crusted shut and it HURT. I called work and told them I have swine eye (they didn't think that was as funny as I did) and made an appointment at the clinic.

I love my clinic. Everything's computerized; if I call in from my cellphone, my records pull up automagically when they pick up the line. When I check in, I swipe my card and the deductible is immediately paid. When they take me to an exam room, my records are right there waiting for the doctor. I've gained 4 FRICKIN' KILOS since I quit drinking! WTF!! But my blood pressure is still good, 102/80. She was able to confirm my history, my medications and get on with the exam in moments. She verified it's not pinkeye and not cancer, and prescribed ciprofloxacin, antibiotic "of last resort" according to Wiki. She clicked a button and the prescription was sent to my pharmacy. Hot DAMN, I love technology!

The prescription was ready by the time I walked the 15 blocks to the pharmacy. I got home and dutifully put a drop in my eye. I've always hated putting drops in my eye, and it took a couple of tries before the liquid actually landed on my cornea. ZOMG! THE PPPAAAAINNN!!!! It must be medicine, it hurts like all unholy hell. I haven't noticed any improvement in the discomfort, but the mucous isn't building up any more. It's now draining down my cheek. And probably dripping into my sinus, and hopefully I won't get a secondary sinus infection. That's all I need with the plague lurking around the corner.

So what have I done on my day off? Not much. Answered some for people at wordpress.org, hopped on the Wednesday Weirdness meme, watched a show about the excavation of Caesarea, played with the cat and generally fucked off. I'm supposed to stay home from work tomorrow too, lest I become Patient Zero at the office.



Wednesday Weirdness #53

Wednesday, 29/04/2009 ≅14:09 ©cat

This week's Wednesday Weirdness meme features questions by: Another Suburban Mom.

  • 1. Is there a particular smell that turns you on? If so what is it?

Yes, lots of things. I suppose the most interesting olfactory fetishes I have are orange Dial liquid hand soap and Dektol. Why? When I was in highschool, I took a lot of engineering classes, which were in the same wing as the art classes. I'd often wander out of drafting class and hang out with my girlfriend in the darkroom while she developed her photos. A dark, secluded area, a sense of danger, teenage hormones... you know what happened. Often.

Shortly before I met my wife, I dated a women who used Dial soap. A lot. Almost in an obsessive/compulsive sort of way, but I have a thing for hygiene, so it worked out really well. Interestingly, research seems to indicate scent is more important for female mammals then for men.

  • 2. Have you ever tried or considered trying a Master Cleanse type method to lose weight?

Yes, in an effort to control IBS. They tasted yucky, I lost weight that I didn't need to lose, and I can't really said it did anything for my condition. Identifying and avoiding my "trigger foods" was much more useful.

  • 3. When you browsing a book store for reading material, do you find yourself checking out a book solely based on the cover design?

Only if there's naked women on the cover. But I'm sort of a pig like that. I spend all my time in bookstores in the computer books area, or the auto racing magazine rack. If I start wandering around, I'll spend more money than I can really afford to.

  • 4. Which 80's trend were you least happy to see come back this year; big shoulder pads or neon?

LONG LIVE PARACHUTE PANTS!

  • 5. How long do you think could you disappear for until someone would notice your absence and start looking for you?

Until about midnight, then my wife would assume I'm at a bar relapsing and/or in bed with someone else.

  • 6. Have you ever walked out of a movie and asked for your money back? Which movie(s) and why?

Yes. I walked out of "Shanghai Knights" because the sound was way off, and they gave us coupons for free admission to another movie. Otherwise, I'm pretty good about making sure I don't spend money to go see a flick in a theater unless I know it's worthwhile. There's been plenty of DVDs that I didn't bother to finish. The most recent is "Rise of the Lycans". I dont' know why I tried to watch it. The other Underworld movies were so bad I found myself hoping for the sudden onset of eye cancer to spare me from the disaster unfolding on the tv.

  • 7. Have you ever changed your plans because of something you read in your horoscope?

Are you kidding? The horoscope changes for me!